Did You Know... ?
Did you know that providing unsolicited sex to your husband on Friday night will result in him doing the following, come Saturday :
- Taking the kids to the park Saturday morning so you can take a shower in peace
- Taking your daughter to ballet class so you can take a nap (with your son)
- Stopping at Big Lots AND the grocery store for items on the way home
- Building a driveway (which you asked him to do 3 months ago) using some old concrete slabs from the back yard
- Mowing the lawn, (which, 2 weeks ago, he'd vowed NEVER to do again after he thought he'd broken the mower forever - *drama*)
- Doing 3 loads of laundry (and folding them!)
- Not complaining AT ALL (and actually watching too) when the kids wanted to watch Willy Wonka for the 37th time
- Letting you sleep in peace Saturday night
Ha! - I DID IT!***
***Galoot dared me to blog about us having sex. I out right refused (of course). This is as close as it gets!
Actually, I only did two loads of laundry.
My back is killing me!
Posted by
Galoot |
3:12 PM
I thought you were blogging about how easy it is to get him to do all the chores...=p
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:14 PM
You're right 3C, that's awesome! Not only did I blog about us having sex, I got him to do the chores!
Posted by
PreppyGirl |
4:02 PM
"unsolicited" sex?? Galoot did a lot of chores, you must have thrown in a B.J. too.
You know someday your daughter is going to read this and need therapy.
Posted by
princess slea |
8:43 PM
You are so darn cute! I couldn't help to smile when I read Galoot's dare. In this house I'm dare NOT to talk/write about sex!
He did all that after sex?! Wow!!! You sure know how to work it! You go girl!
Posted by
stinkypaw |
11:06 PM
FlyB - That is hysterical! You should do it and get your licks in. ;-)
Princess - My daughter will need therapy whether she reads this or not. She is already a drama queen at the ripe old age of 5.
SP - I may or may not have "worked it" Friday night - but based on the results, you be the judge. :)
Posted by
PreppyGirl |
9:39 AM
Ha!
Posted by
-R- |
10:33 AM
I feel like I walked into the wrong blog, er, um... 'scuse me... um, I'll just let myself out here... um, awkward...JK.
Posted by
Mr. Social |
2:48 PM
Maybe that's why our house is so messy and our lawn isn't mowed! It's not about the filet... it's all about the fee-lay.
Posted by
Mr. Social |
2:50 PM