Preppy Girl's Guide

At work, we call it the "private area." For example, if I am bathing a patient, I ask if she would like to wash her private area (unless she is a complete bath, in which case it's up to me).

I go with the terms "parts" or "girl parts" myself.

m.thom seems to have similarly vague terminology as myself...I tend to just use the term "stuff".

I stole Va-Jay-Jay from Grey's Anatomy, too, I must confess.

Ooh! I spy a drinking game in this blog entry, P-girl!

When I was little I called it my hiney. Heiney? How do spell that, anyway?

Oh, and PS, I have a friend who, when he gets drunk, has an alter-ego he calls Cooter Brown. I wonder if the Cooter in his alter-ego's name is related to the body part?

EWWWW.. Cooter Brown? This has also got me thinking about nick names for other body parts. The best man at our wedding once referred to a butt hole as a "stink star." (I can't even type that without laughing). I have now taken my blog to the bathroom humor level. Ugh.

Go to the urban dictionary on-line and start looking up some of these terms. The definitions are hysterical.

p.s. My word verification is sokykock - do they know what I'm commenting about?

I've always thought that was spelled "heinie"...But I thought it referred to a person's bottom, not their...other parts.

my favorite term for "it" is cootchie or cootch for short, of course I also call it "pee pee" (how obvious is it that I have small children?). when i'm talking to mazzy we refer to it as "privates" but she always calls anything in that area her "butt". I can't get it through to her that it is NOT her butt.
My brother calls it cooter and that term has always disgusted me. I think it sounds really skanky.

stink star is nasty. that reminds me of chimp's idea for a totally useless invention which is an insert that you put into your hole to make your poo into shapes. It's like a cookie press.

Chimp has WAY too much time on his hands.

I always thought it was spelled "hiney" and also thought it was just a butt. Guess I've never had to spell it before. There were those Heineken ads out a few years ago, "grab me a heiney." Who knows.