True Tales of Induhviduals...
I totally stole this from the Dilbert newsletter, but it was so good, I thought I'd share:
You gotta love Scott Adams.
TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS
Normally I would include in this section (of the newsletter) all of the tales of Induhviduals reported by vigilant DNRC operatives in the field. Today I have only one, because after this one, nothing else will seem Induhvidually enough:
--
One of my co-workers (who is originally from Arkansas, just FYI) told me one day that he knew for a fact that sex feels better for women than it does for men. I asked, "How do you figure that?" His reply was (and I am not making this up!), "Because when you put your finger in your ear and wiggle it around, it feels better to your ear than it does to your finger."
You gotta love Scott Adams.
